First, we've had tons of rain. Yesterday it rained like a bastard, dumped about 5 inches of hail on us and a tornado blew over. Such excitement. We discovered this morning that our basement was flooded from it all. The stupid gutters tore off the house in the wind and hail mess and all the water went down into the cave that is our downstairs. What a friggin' mess. We're cutting off drywall and molding, taking out carpet, it sucked. Needless to say, hours and hours of clearing tons of stuff to the upstairs of an already very full house...everyone was cranky, but Mr. Grumpypants (husband) was worst of all. Stomping around like someone had personally done this thing to him. What arrogance. I mean really. Grow up.
So fun day all around. Ate some sushi for dinner, had to do delivery as there would be no cooking with all the work we were doing.
Later, I put my headphones on for my bedroom tv so old Grumpypants could get some shut-eye, and was so tired I didn't care what I was watching. South Park came on. And I laughed until I nearly peed myself. Cartman was introduced to a young man who had Tourettes Syndrome. Cartman couldn't believe how cool it would be to not have to filter any of his thoughts, so he concocted a plan to 'contract' Tourettes and off it went. He was foul and the things that flew out of his mouth had me doing spit shots with my water and laughing so loud it woke old Grumpyfarts a few times. Holy hell it was good. Cheered me the hell up! That show can be so weird and vile, but tonight, it saved me. Cartman killed me with one of his long Tourettes rants that included the hysterical "Titty Sprinkles".
So thank you South Park, and thank you Cartman for turning a terrible day completely around with just a few well chosen words:
"PUSSY DICK ASS CHEESE! PENIS LIPS CRAP STINK! ASSHOLE PICKLES!
and my personal favorite:
"TITTY SPRINKLES!"
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